In the days when everybody started fair, Best Beloved, the Leopard lived in a place called the High Veldt.
'Member it wasn't the Low Veldt, or the Bush Veldt, or the Sour Veldt, but the 'sclusively bare, hot, shiny High Veldt,
where there was sand and sandy-coloured rock and 'sclusively tufts of sandy-yellowish grass.
The Giraffe and the Zebra and the Eland and the Koodoo and the Hartebeest lived there; and they were 'sclusively
sandy-yellow-brownish all over; but the Leopard, he was the 'sclusivist sandiest-yellowish-brownest of them all a
greyish-yellowish catty-shaped kind of beast, and he matched the Veldt to one hair. This was very bad for the Giraffe
and the Zebra and the rest of them; for he would lie down by a 'sclusively yellowish-greyish-brownish stone or
clump of grass, and when the Giraffe or the Zebra or the Eland or the Koodoo or the Bush-Buck or the Bonte-Buck
came by he would surprise them out of their jumpsome lives. He would indeed! And, also, there was an Ethiopian with
bows and arrows (a 'sclusively greyish-brownish-yellowish man he was then), who lived on the High Veldt with the Leopard;
and the two used to hunt together the Ethiopian with his bows and arrows, and the Leopard 'sclusively with his teeth
and claws till the giraffe and the Eland and the Koodoo and the Quagga and all the rest of them didn't know which
way to jump, Best Beloved. They didn't indeed!
After a long time things lived for ever so long in those days they learned to avoid anything that looked like a Leopard
or an Ethiopian; and bit by bit the Giraffe began it, because his legs were the longest they went away from the High Veldt.
They scuttled for days and days till they came to a great forest, 'sclusively full of trees and bushes and stripy, speckly,
patchy-blatchy shadows, and there they hid: and after another long time, what with standing half in the shade and half out
of it, and what with the slippery-slidy shadows of the trees falling on them, the Giraffe grew blotchy, and the Zebra grew
stripy, and the Eland and the Koodoo grew darker, with little wavy grey lines on their backs like bark on a tree trunk;
and so, though you could hear them and smell them, you could very seldom see them, and then only when you knew precisely
where to look. They had a beautiful time in the 'sclusively speckly-spickly shadows of the forest, while the Leopard and
the Ethiopian ran about over the 'sclusively greyish-yellowish-reddish High Veldt outside, wondering where all their
breakfasts and their dinners and their teas had gone. At last they were so hungry that they ate rats and beetles and
rock-rabbits, the Leopard and the Ethipian, and then they met Baviaan the dog-headed, barking Baboon, who is Quite the
Wisest Animal in All South Africa.
Said Leopard to Baviaan (and it was a very hot day), "Where has all the game gone?"
And Baviaan winked. He knew.
Said the Ethiopian to Baviaan, "Can you tell me the present habitat of the aboriginal Fauna?" (That meant just the
same thing, but the Ethiopian always used long words. He was a grown-up.)
And Baviaan winked. He knew.
Then said Baviaan, "The game has gone into other spots; and my advice to you, Leopard, is to go into other spots as
soon as you can."
And the Ethiopian said, "That is all very fine, but I wish to know whither the aboriginal Fauna has migrated."
Then said Baviaan, "The aboriginal Fauna has joined the aboriginal Flora because it was high time for a change; and my
advice to you, Ethiopian, is to change as soon as you can."
That puzzled the Leopard and the Ethiopian, but they set off to look for the aboriginal Flora, and presently, after
ever so many days, they saw a great, high, tall forest full of tree trunks all 'sclusively speckled and sprottled and spottled, dotted and splashed and slashed and hatched and cross-hatched with shadows. (Say that quickly aloud, and you will see how very shadowy the forest must have been.)
"What is this," said the Leopard, "that is so 'sclusively dark, and yet so full of little pieces of light?"
"I don't know," said the Ethiopian, "but it ought to be the aboriginal Flora. I can smell Giraffe, and I can hear
Giraffe, but I can't see Giraffe."
"That's curious," said Leopard. "I suppose it is because we have just come in out of the sunshine. I can smell Zebra,
and I can hear Zebra, but I can't see Zebra."
"Wait a bit," said the Ethiopian. "It's a long time since we've hunted 'em. Perhaps we've forgotten what they were like."
"Fiddle!" said the Leopard. "I remember them perfectly on the High Veldt, especially their marrow bones. Giraffe is
about seventeen feet high, of a 'sclusively fulvous golden-yellow from head to heel; and Zebra is about four and a half
feet high, of a 'sclusively grey-fawn colour from head to heel."
"Ummm," said the Ethiopian, looking into the speckly-spickly shadows of the aboriginal Flora-forest. "Then they ought to
show up in this dark place like ripe bananas in a smokehouse."
In 1892, Rudyard Kipling followed his
new bride, Caroline Balestier, to her native America. The couple
retreated quickly from New York City, which the scion of the British
raj deemed "grotesquely bad," and sought peace and privacy
near Carrie's family in Vermont.
Already world famous at 27, the poet and
novelist earned the then-princely sum of $25,000 a year (roughly
$250,000 in today's dollars). He could afford to build whatever dream
house he might imagine. Collaborating with New York architect Henry
Rutgers Marshall (1852-1927), Kipling chose the then-popular
"shingle style." An outgrowth of the Arts and Crafts
movement, the genre marked a retreat from industrialization and
Victorian stuffiness. He named the house "Naulakha," which
means "precious jewel."
